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I have to go fill 36 water balloons for a Lughnasadh picnic. (Sigh, yes, always the church lady!) So today I'm going to dish out a few analogies, and if I miss any, please provide! My comments column is getting livelier, and I really appreciate that.
1. George Bush and fellow "pro-life" Republicans vetoing a bill that would provide nationalized health care to all American children...
Raising goldfish to feed to a snapping turtle.
2. Global warming ...
locking the barn after the horse is free, because you don't think there was a horse in there anyway, but maybe there was.
3. Bridges falling down on major metropolitan highways while carrying on a war in Iraq...
Going hungry so you can make the monthly payment on your BMW.
4. Throwing gallons of water onto perfect grassy lawns...
pissing in the sand.
5. Fighting Islamic terrorists by invading Iraq...
burning your house down because you found cockroaches in the kitchen.
Thanks to Cy for our trademark "Eyeball Vulture."