Friday, October 02, 2020

Well, Looky There

 Can you believe this? A guy who called the whole pandemic a joke, then said it would be over soon, then refused to wear a mask and belittled people who do? A guy who said it was no worse than the flu? Yeah. I knew it was a matter of time.


But you know, we Heads of State have to issue statements in situations like this, so here goes:


We the people of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia extend our best wishes to President Donald Trump and his wife Melania, for a speedy recovery from the novel coronavirus. We recognize that President Trump has many risk factors for having a worse case than average, and he may be laid up for quite some time, but yo. Feel better, dude!

Anne Johnson

President, Independent Republic of Johnsonia

8 comments:

Bohemian said...

It was inevitable that this outcome would present itself. I can't even be magnanimous about it since Change in this Administration is unlikely no matter what evidence presents itself that they aren't equipped to deal with this crisis and have had plenty of time to listen to experts and protect the American people. They failed at that, they failed the Country, they have said they will not even have a peaceful transfer of power... so... alarming as it is that this added layer of crisis is going to negatively impact so many things, I just can't pity Fools. Fools get other people killed... have gotten other people killed... and if a Fool's own demise is due to their recklessness and stubborn refusal to do what they were forewarned to just do, I can't feel sorry for their predictable outcome.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Admirable restraint, President Johnson.

anne marie in philly said...

"I take no responsibility for it." - the dump

bwhahahahahahaha! no sympathy from me!

Bob said...

_____ tested positive for a hoax that will disappear by Easter when it gets warm as long as he drinks bleach, takes hydroxychloroquine or shines a flashlight up his ass.

I don't wish him death, but I hope he gets very very sick because there are still nearly 210,000 deaths on his hands.

Laura said...

i'm worried that it's just like everything else that comes out of his mouth, a lie that is aimed at getting him something he wants. in fact, i just saw a blog post for a blog i've been following for a while that calling for prayer that he and his family will get well. i didn't realize this person was a supporter of him. i'm no longer following their blog. one thing this whole year has done, is shown us peoples real selves. it has definitely been eye-opening.

love, kisses & magical wishes...
~*~

e said...

I wish the Dump to recover. I want him alive to face the consequences of his actions. Nothing short of prison will satisfy me.

Janie Junebug said...

I hope he's really suffering, but of course, he gets golden treatment at Walter Reed. If he needs a ventilator, he'll get it immediately. Everyone who touches him has the best masks and gloves that aren't getting re-used on multiple patients. It gripes my ass that he gets whatever he needs and wants while so many people who have been sick have been miserable. The chickens have come home to roost, but it's not enough. I guess we need more chickens.

Love,
Janie

JACKIESUE said...

and now he's on a steroid rage ...bad enough that Pelosi is trying to evoke the 25th amendment..like she should have done 2 years ago