Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," working hard to further the aspirations of two lovely young women named The Heir and The Spare! These two would be my daughters, and you would love them. Different as night and day, but both magical.
I don't know much about how YouTube works, but apparently you get more perks from them if your video gets major hits. Quite a few people make a living from the doggone site.
Long story short, my daughter The Spare needs you, yes you, my three readers, to view her newly-minted video, conveniently located right below this post. It's three minutes long. It will take some of you back to the nostalgic video games of your youth.
Spare put a lot more work into this than meets the eye, because she completely aligned the live action with the game action.
Please hit up her video! And this will also help me to see how many readers I actually have, because I truly have no idea.
Pac Attack, starring The Spare, below: