Thursday, September 15, 2011

The Robin Hoods of Religion

 Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Did y'all like that beautiful video of the Great Goddess Columbia? Isn't it inspirational? The beauty of it is that all those sweet little kids are praying to the Goddess. Oh, be still my beating heart!

Speaking of hearts, I guess it's more than Cupid toying with bows and arrows today. Apparently the black magicians misguided Christians in Cindy Jacobs' evil empire have noticed that we Pagans don't cotton to the idea of One Nation under Jehovah. Here's a recent threat kind note to us:

" You see, there is no DC40 Prayer War. It is finished, you just haven’t come to the truth of it yet. However, if you are reading this, it is too late – we release the arrow of blood-covered truth and convicting power of Holy Spirit into the core of your being, and release grace for you to SEE in Jesus’ Mighty Name!”

I think these people should choose their metaphors more wisely. Don't you?

The only blood released here at "The Gods Are Bored" is to the Red Cross, one pint at a time.

We stink at the link, but if you haven't seen this PNC bulletin about this fall's black magic intended to turn America into a theocracy, read it and cheep:

Then come back here. Ground. Center. Breathe. Watch the beautiful video below, courtesy of Verizon.

Coming soon: I will tell you all about the big plans to cleanse Philadelphia of all the negative energy generated by archers who tip their arrowheads in blood...

... whew. Seriously. If Pagans talked like this, they'd be investigated by the authorities.


Moma Fauna said...

Thank you for helping me chuckle off the (blood-covered) heebie-jeebies. interesting aside, my word verification for posting this comment is: "repant" oh, there is so much I could do with that, but won't. ;)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

"If Pagans talked like this, they'd be investigated by the authorities" -- that's very true.

Dark Mother said...

You are so right about if Pagans acted like this we would be investigated by the authorities. Sad sad sad, but so true.

Yael said...

So...these people want the rest of us to live under the laws of their texts? Yet when I tell them that according to their own texts they are not to talk to me about their Jesus, they still talk to me anyway! They like to tell me I've been blinded to the truth and that this is why I don't see things as they do. I tell them, OK. I'll go along with that if they insist, but then I ask them, doesn't their text say that I, as a Jew, have been blinded by their god so that I can't see, doesn't their text say Jesus is a stumbling block, and doesn't their text also say that their god tells them they are not to put stumbling blocks before the blind? So, if they believe their text is the truth, why are they talking to me about their guy?

The response I get is usually silence and a blank look. So, I guess I wasn't supposed to tie these things together and hold them to their own teachings.

I'm not Pagan, but I enjoy reading your blog. I lost you for a couple years but found you again a couple weeks ago and saved your link so this wouldn't happen again!