Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Stare at the sky? Why? Because it's there!
Tonight, smack dab on Solstice, there will be a total lunar eclipse. The bored gods have arranged this unusual celestial event to recognize the hard work of Pagans everywhere, toward the goal of re-establishing Divinity in all its fantastic pluralism.
And so, my friends, arise tonight in the darkest hours, wrap yourself in warm blankets, and behold a gift from Those Who Would Be Re-established!
Smile, Luna. All eyes are on You tonight. Blessed be Luna, now and forever.