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No wonder it's such a zoo around here.
Honestly. What can you say about teenagers? You try to raise them right. You try to set a good example for them. And what do they do? When you aren't looking, they pinch your theatrical-grade buzzard costume and make a video!
Not only do they make a video, they film it in big sister's bedroom ... off limits, of course.
Why, readers. Why? Why has my daughter The Spare turned out to be such a hellcat? Was it something I did?
Evidence of the crime, below.