Sunday, June 06, 2010

Le French Fractured: Can Vous Helpez?

Dear Friends,


My daughter The Spare must turn this little bit of French into a picture book before bedtime tonight, Sunday. If you are willing to edit it into readable French, please copy and paste to an email, luvbuzzards@yahoo.com, by 5:30 p.m. Sunday, June 6. Anyone who helps out with this will receive a fabulous care package from "The Gods Are Bored," chock-a-block with goodies!

Il était une fois, il y avait une famille de dragons dans un magasin d'animal favori. Chaque dragon était robuste à leur façon. L'un pourrait lancer un grand rocher avec sa queue, et un autre pourrait souffler un trou par un mur avec le feu. Ils très ont été tout aimés à cause de leur force, sauf un dragon. Ceci est l'histoire d'un petit dragon qui ne pourrait pas faire beaucoup de et n'était pas très fort mais a eu un grand cœur.

Tous les autres dragons ont été adoptés par les gosses et ont obtenu toute l'attention, mais le petit dragon n'a pas fait. Il s'est assis juste dans sa cage et pleuré. Quelques fois un gosse viendrait et le regarde. Le gosse attendrait le dragon pour faire intéresser de quelque chose, mais le dragon était très timide. Si personne ne l’adopterait.

Un jour, un petit garçon sur les béquilles est entré regarder les dragons. Ce garçon était aussi timide. Il est devenu effrayé des dragons qui étaient robuste et grand. Le garçon a voulu un ami qui était petit et timide comme lui. Tiens, il a vu le petit dragon.

Tout de suite, le petit garçon a aimé le dragon et le dragon a aimé le petit garçon. Le petit garçon a demandé sa mère s'il pourrait avoir le petit dragon. Sa mère a dit non, parce qu'ils n'ont pas eu assez d'argent. S'ils sont partis le magasin sans ayant acheté le dragon.

Le garçon s'a pleuré toute la nuit. Il a manqué le dragon il était devenu avec des amis. Le dragon a manqué aussi le petit garçon. De tous les jours le garçon est retourné au magasin et a donné le bonbon au dragon. Ils sont devenus des meilleurs amis.

C'était Noël matin et le petit garçon est descendu l'escalier pour trouver le dragon effrayé et séance sous l'arbre. Quand ils ont vu, le dragon est devenu très heureux et a fait si le garçon. Ils ont embrassé. Pour le jour entier qu'ils ont joué. Alors ils se sont endormis à côté du feu chaud.

La morale de cette histoire est d'accepter la diversité. Quand l'un le trouve qu'est différent que l'un ne craint pas que les ou pense qu'ils sont étranges. L'un plus apprend de la chose, et accepte leurs différences et les prend en amitié. Parce que devenir des amis avec quelqu'un qui est différent ont une meilleure issue que conformer.

4 comments:

Alex Pendragon said...

OK, this was produced with an online translation site, so it looks somewhat like what you'd expect a Chinese Communist Propaganda unit to put out. Hope it helps.


It was once, there was a family of dragons in a store of favorite animal. Each dragon was robust with their way. One could launch a large rock with its tail, and another could blow a hole by a wall with fire. They very were very liked because of their force, except a dragon. This is the history of a small dragon which could not make much and was not very strong but had a large heart.
All the other dragons were adopted by the kids and obtained all the attention, but the small dragon did not make. It sat down just in its cage and cried. Some times a kid would come and looks at it. The kid would await the dragon to make interest of something, but the dragon was very timid. If nobody would adopt it.
One day, a little boy on the crutches entered to look at the dragons. This boy was also timid. It became frightened dragons which were robust and large. The boy wanted a friend who was small and timid like him. Hold, it saw the small dragon.
Immediately, the little boy liked the dragon and the dragon loved the little boy. The little boy asked for his mother if it could have the small dragon. His/her mother said not, because they did not have enough money. If they left the store without having bought the dragon.
The boy cried himself all the night. It missed the dragon it had become with friends. The dragon also missed the little boy. From the every day the boy is turned over to the store and gave candy to the dragon. They became better friends.
It was Christmas morning and the little boy is descended the staircase to find the dragon frightened and meeting under the tree. When they saw, the dragon became very happy and made if the boy. They embraced. For the whole day which they played. Then they fell asleep beside hot fire.
The morals of this history is to accept diversity. When one finds it that is different that one does not fear that them or thinks that they are strange. One more learns from the thing, and accepts their differences and takes them in friendship. Because to become friends with somebody who is different have a better exit than to conform.

yellowdoggranny said...

we surrender..let the british and the americans fight for us.we love jerry lewis and dont think there is anything wrong with polansky making love with underage girls..
stuff them ducks with grain till their livers almost explode and then kill them. tell my wife i'll be back later on ..i have to take the misstress to lunch and then a little fuck...bye bye

yellowdoggranny said...

i just realized i said polansky..who had the wrecker company here in west..now that made me laugh..ahha

Lori F - MN said...

Whew! What a mouthful of story! Sweet though. Thank you for the bedtime story.