The Gods Are Bored

My goodness, have we ever strayed from our Mission Statement here at The Gods Are Bored! How long has it been since a deity sat for an inter...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," broadcasting from the Independent Republic of Johnsonia! Did you watch that fluffy inaugural cele...

  Who else feels like they can finally breathe again? Is it too soon to be hopeful? Here in Johnsonia, we're absolutely delighted.

  Well, proving positively that she is a product of my genomic sequence plus someone else's, my daughter The Fair has written a funny li...

  January 7, 2021 The leaders of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia hereby express our dismay at the unsuccessful but nevertheless alarmi...

  Oh, Wretched New Year! This would have been my 10th year marching in the Philadelphia Mummers Parade. Alas, quite sensibly, the 2021 parad...

  In the grand scheme of things, losing your favorite soft drink for all time is a small disappointment. But this is 2020, Year of Horrors, ...

  We stubborn hillbillies never forget a slight. When the Smithsonian said this page wasn't worthy of inclusion in its ranks, it rankled...

I bid you greetings from the Independent Republic of Johnsonia! We have reached out to congratulate President-Elect Biden on his electoral c...

 Don't know if you will be able to view this, but what the hell, I have nothing else to say today. https://flipgrid.com/s/4yXJJSrzJzNCfh...

  We all know that Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital (or was), having been infected -- who knows how -- with COVID-19. I say "who knows ...

  Some day, 300 years from now, an earnest young researcher will go to the Smithsonian Institution and ask, "Do you have any primary so...

  I've spent the last three hours making side dishes for Thanksgiving dinner. Cranberry sauce too. Ever notice how these recipes make en...

  Hear the words of the Grand Wazoo of Johnsonia, Anne Johnson: Effective immediately, the borders of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia ...

  Dear Mr. President-Elect Biden, On behalf of the citizens of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia, I wish to congratulate you on your res...

  It's a blustery morning here in the Independent Republic of Johnsonia, and the Grand Wazoo has a day off.  I, Anne Johnson, am that Wa...

  Stop a moment and think back to April 1, 2005. Think about what you were doing, how old you were, and what your hopes and dreams were. Now...

  Welcome to the Independent Republic of Johnsonia! If you recall, we seceded from the United States of America (irreconcilable differences)...

 Can you believe this? A guy who called the whole pandemic a joke, then said it would be over soon, then refused to wear a mask and belittle...

  When in the course of human events it becomes obvious that the nation one inhabits has failed to address and respect the well-being of its...