Welcome to the Independent Republic of Johnsonia! If you recall, we seceded from the United States of America (irreconcilable differences) and became a country on 1 October 2020.
I, Anne Johnson, have been appointed Grand Wazoo. It's a lifetime appointment.
We've been incredibly busy with affairs of state, including collecting revenues through our Wazoo's unceasing labor. We have also undertaken infrastructure repairs ... and you know how that goes. Always more time and money than you expect.
We have, however, found time to write our National Anthem. It is to the tune of "O Canada," because you know it's okay to steal awesome national anthem tunes!
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the singing of the National Anthem of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia!
Johnsonia
Our fertile faithful ground,
Beyond compare
The greatest land around!
From the parking drive
To the hornet hive
To the roof that needs repair,
From the sidewalk crack
To the shrine in back
We stand beyond compare!
Johnsonia
Stand up and sing!
Johnsonia, we will let freedom ring!
Johnsonia, we will let freedom ring!
Play ball.
Play ball! Love it!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! I have always liked canada's anthem better than ours; much more melodical.
ReplyDeleteI'm not crying, YOU'RE crying! What a beautiful national anthem! And Grand Wazoo is a MUCH better office title than President.
ReplyDeleteAll Hail Johnsonia! All Hail the Grand Wazoo!
ReplyDeleteI Love Titles! Who will be the Lord High Everything Else? What about Grand Vizier? Or Spiritual Guide?
ReplyDeleteI can sing that....
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