The Gods Are Bored

  Still hot as Hell in Philadelphia this Labor Day Weekend, but welcome to "The Gods Are Bored" anyway! Here -- have an iced tea. ...

  Whew! I almost let the charter for the Independent Republic of Johnsonia expire, but hooray! I didn't! My little plot of land is still...

  It's not easy running a nation, even if that nation is a quarter acre. We've had some trouble here in the Independent Republic of ...

  January 7, 2021 The leaders of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia hereby express our dismay at the unsuccessful but nevertheless alarmi...

I bid you greetings from the Independent Republic of Johnsonia! We have reached out to congratulate President-Elect Biden on his electoral c...

  Hear the words of the Grand Wazoo of Johnsonia, Anne Johnson: Effective immediately, the borders of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia ...

  Dear Mr. President-Elect Biden, On behalf of the citizens of the Independent Republic of Johnsonia, I wish to congratulate you on your res...

  Welcome to the Independent Republic of Johnsonia! If you recall, we seceded from the United States of America (irreconcilable differences)...

  When in the course of human events it becomes obvious that the nation one inhabits has failed to address and respect the well-being of its...