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Monday, November 05, 2018

The Superstitious Voter

I'm going to vote.

I'm going to vote a straight Democratic ticket. I have done this since 1980.

This year, after I vote, I'm going to come home and avoid the television like the plague.

Two years ago I was off work on election day. I spent the day painting trim in my foyer, and as I painted I kept hearing the prognostications. Then the evening came, I was still painting near the t.v., and I heard all of the awful events unfold in real time.

My daughter The Fair was still living at home, and she turned six shades of pale and asked for a glass of wine ... which she couldn't drink. Mr. J just stared at the t.v. in a state of apoplexy.

By midnight, Fair and I were weeping.

This time, maybe if I don't watch any returns, some degree of normal will return to the landscape.

It's magical thinking. But what if I'm right?

6 comments:

  1. Do whatever it takes to ensure a good result, Anne!

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  2. I'm not watching either.

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  3. "This year, after I vote, I'm going to come home and avoid the television like the plague."

    Ditto.

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  4. HI,
    I went to bed early two years ago, woke in the middle of the night, read the bad new, and my stomach dropped. It's still missing. I often despair.
    Jenny

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  5. spouse and I voted early this morning. turnout is heavy at my polling place. (crosses fingers)

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  6. It seems to have worked.
    --Kim Cooper

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Have at it. Except if you are an East Asian escort service. If the latter, you run the risk of a hex.