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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Quick Question

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," etc.

Big family gathering today.

A quick question.

What do you do about a beloved mother-in-law who spends all her time at yard sales and then brings you ugly furniture and paintings?

Desperately seeking advice.

8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 03, 2007

    Have your own garage sale. :-)

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  2. Say thank you and then get rid of the shit later and quietyl

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  3. Break or tear the paintings and furniture up and re-do them and say they are artwork and then GIVE them to your mother-in-law to put in the front yard... she'd get the clue.

    Wolfers

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  4. Give them to goodwill, and tell her the fairies stole them

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  5. You have three options: Goodwill, refinish or recover or repaint, or hide it in the garage until she visits and then haul it out. (The last one earns you serious brownie points)

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  6. The last one is what I've been doing!

    Wow! Great advice one and all. Kay, I wish I had some talent for what you suggest.

    Never thought about the frames, that's a new one.

    See, I knew I could count on y'all!

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  7. I'd advise getting them appraised. Some of them might actually be worth a fair amount.

    Alternatively, you could start a museum for the funiture and paintings named after your mother-in-law. That way, everyone that visits will find out what an 'ugly' sense of taste she has. Although, philosophically speaking, aesthetics are subjective.

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  8. I would simply tell her that I have no room for more stuff. That all I have is all I need.

    People give me stuff all the time, I thank them and tell them right then that I will find someone that needs it.

    Yahoo Freecycle is great for passing on things to folks that need stuff.

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Have at it. Except if you are an East Asian escort service. If the latter, you run the risk of a hex.