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Friday, November 24, 2006

Never Ask a Faerie to Make Thanksgiving Dinner


Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we offer multiple pantheons and sound advice for daily living.

Today's tip: Do not allow faeries to prepare your Thanksgiving dinner.

5 comments:

  1. oh gosh I am glad I ate at my moms house lol.

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  2. Why on earth would you do that? Well, blackened turkey could be a fancy, new, Cajun-style treat. Or not.
    ;)

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  3. Oh, sweetie. No. Don't even allow the fairies anywhere near your kitchen. Brownies, maybe. Fairies, well, no.

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  4. Hi there, just spotted your blog. The Gods are bored... LOL, no shit.

    It gets pretty boring over at Polly's Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse also. But we try to put on a good face.

    Happy journeys. Hugs.

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  5. Well, it looks good inside. Kinda. Sorry bout that, anne! Next year, tell your faeries that Thanksgiving is not a faerie holiday, it was started by the FatherGod Pilgrims, who would sooner step on a faerie as look at one.

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Have at it. Except if you are an East Asian escort service. If the latter, you run the risk of a hex.