The Gods Are Bored

  Do you? Like, how can they be so rich that they couldn't spend their money in 1000 lifetimes, and yet begrudge their workers a decent ...

  Hello to my three "Gods Are Bored" fans! Today I learned a valuable lesson. It's my second day of summer vacation, and it on...

  Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" There's nothing we like better than a parade. Before this previous weekend, we would have s...

  "Gods Are Bored" fans, I have to work until June 24. That is a late, late, late end date. It has to do with how long our Xmas va...

  This morning I woke up around 6:15, and the first thing that came to my mind was, "Oh no. I forgot Lawson!" Lawson is a Congress...

  Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" New pope? Just say nope! Choose a deity who won't be hitting you up for tithes so his pries...

  What a mouthful of a title! You'll just have to follow along to see how it applies. This is a "Gods Are Bored" entry on how ...

  Ugh, have you ever had to suffer through a pep rally? I don't mean a fun one, like when your NFL team is in the playoffs. I mean a hig...

 Avast, mateys ! This cheerful pirate lass is back on her laptop, which smells very faintly of cigarettes. My dear Computer Whisperer has re...

  What a time to be alive! The more you think about it, the more those dusty quaaludes in the back corner of the medicine cabinet beckon. Kn...

  Special Statement from the Independent Republic of Johnsonia  In response to the 10% tariffs imposed by the Trump administration upon the ...

  O pity poor me, readers! I really mean it this time. Here in the Independent Republic of Johnsonia I am besieged by a Swasticar constantly...

  Hi there, “Gods Are Bored” peeps! It’s me, Anne Johnson. Don’t leave that “e” off the end of my name. It’s posh! I have to put the photos ...

  A little background for any newcomers to “The Gods Are Bored”: In 2017, at the beginning of the Reign of Terror, I decided to secede from ...

  What a way to celebrate a birthday! Home sick with the flu! Every symptom under the sun too. As dear departed Jackiesue was fond of saying...

  Not gonna lie, “Gods Are Bored” buddies. I’m a stick shaker. I sometimes resort to colorful language as well, especially if the situation ...

  Sunday, noon, at “The Gods Are Bored, and Anne is clinging to her sanity by the tips of her pinkie fingers. I am NOT enjoying the Fuck Aro...

  Here at “The Gods Are Bored,” we get most of our news from progressive sources. This is how we heard about the retail boycott on February ...

  You read that name right, "Gods Are Bored" fans! If the Goddess's has that many letters, She almost has to be an Original A...

  Here I am again, blathering on “The Gods Are Bored.” And today I am going to be candid. I can’t predict to save my life. Since I was young...