The Gods Are Bored

  Smoking was very fashionable when I was a kid. There were t.v. commercials that promoted it, there were brands for women and brands for me...

  Not gonna lie, I've lost a step or two with the ol' humor, and I know it. Fortunately, my old pal Thumper Lightfoot is ramping up....

  What's the name of this blog again? Something about Gods. What's my name? Oh, I know this one! My name is Miss. Pretty sure of tha...

  What do you know? All this Supreme Court s*** hits the fan, and I get so bummed out that I don't post about the first Faerie Festival ...

  There was no particular controversy back in 1973 when women were guaranteed the right to bodily autonomy in the USA. Then as now, the majo...

  Are you a single lady in need of a quick vacation to the Garden State? Have I got a deal for you! My name is Anne Johnson (really), and I ...

  Anneland. That's what I'm going to call my mountain property. It's the most beautiful little scrub forest in the world! I'...

  You've got to hand it to the Japanese. They come up with some of the best ideas. Take "forest bathing," for instance. That...

  Hi there, I'm Teacher Annie of "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm an expert on all things teachy, since teaching is my job. Okay,...

  Ah, beautiful! It's Friday afternoon after a long week, the temperature is a balmy 65, and the sun is beaming down. Bliss? Sorry, Bamp...

  Good day to you from "The Gods Are Bored!" T oday's sermon: Great news if you're a stuck up, snobby chicken! Haterfield,...

  All hail Venus Cloacina, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm Anne Johnson, school teacher, and I got observed today. Wh...

  All three of my readers are saying, "For the love of fruit flies, Anne! Enough about buying land in the mountains! When are you going...

  All hail Venus Cloacina! Today's my birthday. Gonna have a party tonight! Here's the guest list: 1. Mr. J (doing the cooking) 2. H...

  Masks became optional at my school on Monday, March 7. I figured I would walk in and finally see all the dewy young faces that have been p...

  All hail Venus Cloacina, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Wow, what mayhem. First we had Donald Trump, then we had a deadly ...

  Did you ever have something happen to you that absolutely defied all odds and just seemed basically incredible? I have experienced this a ...

  My knees really hurt. Especially the right one. I have to go up and down the stairs at my work, and I'm literally gripping the bannist...

  It's President's Day weekend, and what does that mean? Everything's half off at the thrift store! And whoa, doggies. The place...

  Thank you for visiting "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm Anne Johnson. How can I help you? Please hold. Had to add that last part, f...