The Gods Are Bored

  Anneland. That's what I'm going to call my mountain property. It's the most beautiful little scrub forest in the world! I'...

  You've got to hand it to the Japanese. They come up with some of the best ideas. Take "forest bathing," for instance. That...

  Hi there, I'm Teacher Annie of "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm an expert on all things teachy, since teaching is my job. Okay,...

  Ah, beautiful! It's Friday afternoon after a long week, the temperature is a balmy 65, and the sun is beaming down. Bliss? Sorry, Bamp...

  Good day to you from "The Gods Are Bored!" T oday's sermon: Great news if you're a stuck up, snobby chicken! Haterfield,...

  All hail Venus Cloacina, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm Anne Johnson, school teacher, and I got observed today. Wh...

  All three of my readers are saying, "For the love of fruit flies, Anne! Enough about buying land in the mountains! When are you going...

  All hail Venus Cloacina! Today's my birthday. Gonna have a party tonight! Here's the guest list: 1. Mr. J (doing the cooking) 2. H...

  Masks became optional at my school on Monday, March 7. I figured I would walk in and finally see all the dewy young faces that have been p...

  All hail Venus Cloacina, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Wow, what mayhem. First we had Donald Trump, then we had a deadly ...

  Did you ever have something happen to you that absolutely defied all odds and just seemed basically incredible? I have experienced this a ...

  My knees really hurt. Especially the right one. I have to go up and down the stairs at my work, and I'm literally gripping the bannist...

  It's President's Day weekend, and what does that mean? Everything's half off at the thrift store! And whoa, doggies. The place...

  Thank you for visiting "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm Anne Johnson. How can I help you? Please hold. Had to add that last part, f...

  Please stop banning books I'm trying to teach reading Can't if you ban books

  Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," sunny Sunday edition! I'm Anne Johnson, as always your hostess with the mostest! Dang! Thre...

  It's Imbolc here at "The Gods Are Bored," and I must say this is a very special holy day. We're socked under some snow, ...

  You might have read that the Least Coast got a snowstorm on Friday night. Here in Haterfield, we got about 7 inches of snow. Most of it fe...

  Hey, fans! Do you remember when the worst thing about the Commie governments was that they encouraged citizens to snitch on other citizens...

  Oh, all my peppy young readers! All you who are up-to-date on everything! I usually envy the fuck outta you, but not today. Over the weeke...