The Gods Are Bored

Did you know the Internet calls snakes "nope ropes?" I love that. I wish I had thought of it. Springtime is a busy season for no...

For a long time I have talked the talk. But last week I walked the walk. I, Anne Johnson, flew in a plane to Salt Lake City to meet a Sacred...

I am about to make a pact with an Andean condor who lives in an aviary. He was hatched in the spring of 1959 and is celebrating a 60th bir...

The new luxury homes across the street are completed, upgraded, and occupied. Behind Door Number One is a family of four: parents and chil...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" How do you stand on the matter of waterfalls? As for me, I could qualify for Waterfalls Anonymous...

Hello, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we stray from the main message more frequently than we address it! I'm Anne ...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm Anne Johnson, a has-been, over-the-hill, wannabe this-and-that. Just think! I always want...

Hello, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where no good deed goes unpunished! Have you ever noticed that? The nicer you are, the...

What's wrong with the Democrats? Is it me, or is everyone missing the real  problem in this country? How long can this end-stage capit...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," serving downsized deities since 2005! Wow! Another follower! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I...

Every year in March the Pagan community holds an event called Sacred Space at a hotel in Baltimore. I have never gone. March is the hardes...

You've heard the term "mansplaining," and I really like it. Whoever coined it was pretty smart. The definition is basically a ...

When you're a school teacher, one dreary year blends into another. This is especially true on cold and gray March days when one has an a...

If you're lucky, that day comes ... the day when the sun rises on your 60th birthday. You look in the mirror and say, "Wait a minut...

My dearest Fair, As your doting mother, I feel it is well within my place to offer you advice on the matters of courtship and matrimony. Y...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," blue politics, bored gods, and buzzards all the time! If you're new to the fold, welcome! If ...

At 2:00 in the afternoon, Donald Trump -- dressed in white shirt, bright blue tie, and dark suit -- boarded Air Force One with all the pomp ...

About three weeks ago, my area got hit by the Polar Vortex, which is basically a big swath of super-cold air. It was so cold that schools we...

Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Always good to see you. I've got some muffins in the oven -- banana -- so drop by! ...

It's staying light a little longer. Have you noticed? This morning when I set off for work, the sky was pearly and a few birds were chir...