The Gods Are Bored

For the past three summers, I have been on an interior paint crew at my school. The first year there were three of us. Since then we have be...

My traveling experiences are so limited that it's embarrassing. I've never taken a major vacation, as in getting on a plane and biff...

I don't know if you've ever taught school, but by around the second week in May, you pretty much feel like you've been dragged a...

My name is Anne Johnson, and my religion is under attack. I'm glad to see that someone in the government is willing to do something abou...

Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" I'm your hostess, Anne. I have a magic wand. Two, actually: one for ritual, one for...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," witchy stuff by a witch and for anyone who is interested in witchcraft! I'm especially glad t...

Hello, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," dedicated to Gods and ancestors and Nature Spirits and Sacred Animals and Silly Tricks...

The Harry Potter series made magic wands kind of popular and trendy, but wands have always been around. There are two kinds: ceremonial wand...

I started blogging in 2005 because I opened the morning newspaper and read that some woman got her dog's vet bills paid by her blog fans...

TRIGGER WARNING: This post is not funny. It contains ruminations on child abuse. A few years ago I took a tour of a place called the  Cor...

HELP WANTED -- START IMMEDIATELY Position(s) open for Ancient Goddesses with specialty in maternal nurture. Duties : Creating miracle...

Thirteen years I have written this blog. I'm finally outing my town. It's Haddonfield, New Jersey, and it has been in the local and ...

Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where today we really, really wish we could identify Snobville by its real name. Just a...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," safe harbor for faeries since 2005! My name is Anne Johnson. I believe in faeries. I do. I do. ...

Every year since 2006 my daughter The Spare (I just like that better) and I have gone to a festival near York, PA that celebrates the faerie...

Some of us are eager to please, and some of us are super-competitive, and some of us are both. I'm both. Give me a job, and I want to do...

Anne seph where r u? i'm cold af Persephone i'm home w/ my man <3 <3 Anne plz plz plz hop on da train!!!! Perseph...

Boy, am I ever in a slump! Here I sit, it's Spring Break -- the longest holiday I will have until next Xmas -- and the weather is straig...

I've been having trouble with this platform. I'll write a 500 word blog, hit a wrong combination of keys, and the entire thing delet...

We at "The Gods Are Bored," as well as Great Deities of Justice from multiple pantheons spanning millennia, congratulate the teach...