The Gods Are Bored

Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where today we really, really wish we could identify Snobville by its real name. Just a...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," safe harbor for faeries since 2005! My name is Anne Johnson. I believe in faeries. I do. I do. ...

Every year since 2006 my daughter The Spare (I just like that better) and I have gone to a festival near York, PA that celebrates the faerie...

Some of us are eager to please, and some of us are super-competitive, and some of us are both. I'm both. Give me a job, and I want to do...

Anne seph where r u? i'm cold af Persephone i'm home w/ my man <3 <3 Anne plz plz plz hop on da train!!!! Perseph...

Boy, am I ever in a slump! Here I sit, it's Spring Break -- the longest holiday I will have until next Xmas -- and the weather is straig...

I've been having trouble with this platform. I'll write a 500 word blog, hit a wrong combination of keys, and the entire thing delet...

We at "The Gods Are Bored," as well as Great Deities of Justice from multiple pantheons spanning millennia, congratulate the teach...

Have you ever sat down and tried to read Leaves of Grass?  No offense to the Great Gray Poet, but it's a labor of love. A nice cold glas...

Hi there, buckaroos! It's me, Anne Johnson, back from being president and safely in civilian life again! I could have stayed at the Wh...

Sounds like a boring topic, huh? I can see you stifling that yawn! But don't decamp for Dora the Explorer  just yet, because you're ...

I'm exceedingly pleased to be able to report that the Philadelphia Eagles have won their first Super Bowl. As an essentially lazy p...

Members of both houses of Congress, the United States Supreme Court, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sitting members of the Cabinet, diplomati...

I feel like I'm being let in on the final act of a play. At the tender age of 58 (almost 9) I have become active in my local bargaining ...

If you sit on the left side in the elevated train from New Jersey to Philadelphia, there's one place where you can look out the window a...

My my, I do get my exercise! Another year, another march. The good thing about being appointed president (rather than elected) is that no ...

My fellow Americans, Nine years ago, when Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States, many folks (myself include...

It's been a few weeks now since I, Anne Johnson, was asked to take over the presidency of the United States of America. Wow, what a job!...

My fellow Americans, Things have gotten so bad in the US of A that I have been asked to take over the helm. I'll be the first to tell ...

There's some spark inside me that makes me want to march. Parades, protests, it's all the same to me. You close the roads, I'll ...