The Gods Are Bored

Have you ever sat down and tried to read Leaves of Grass?  No offense to the Great Gray Poet, but it's a labor of love. A nice cold glas...

Hi there, buckaroos! It's me, Anne Johnson, back from being president and safely in civilian life again! I could have stayed at the Wh...

Sounds like a boring topic, huh? I can see you stifling that yawn! But don't decamp for Dora the Explorer  just yet, because you're ...

I'm exceedingly pleased to be able to report that the Philadelphia Eagles have won their first Super Bowl. As an essentially lazy p...

Members of both houses of Congress, the United States Supreme Court, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, sitting members of the Cabinet, diplomati...

I feel like I'm being let in on the final act of a play. At the tender age of 58 (almost 9) I have become active in my local bargaining ...

If you sit on the left side in the elevated train from New Jersey to Philadelphia, there's one place where you can look out the window a...

My my, I do get my exercise! Another year, another march. The good thing about being appointed president (rather than elected) is that no ...

My fellow Americans, Nine years ago, when Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States, many folks (myself include...

It's been a few weeks now since I, Anne Johnson, was asked to take over the presidency of the United States of America. Wow, what a job!...

My fellow Americans, Things have gotten so bad in the US of A that I have been asked to take over the helm. I'll be the first to tell ...

There's some spark inside me that makes me want to march. Parades, protests, it's all the same to me. You close the roads, I'll ...

Welcome to the White House! I'm President Johnson, newly appointed. If you're just joining us, I have been given the responsibility ...

Oh, these dreary days, these long, long nights! We try to push back the darkness by covering our homes with lights and bringing trees inside...

It is with deep sorrow that I mark the passing of Beta Cat from the apparent world. She was old, and something went wrong inside, and you kn...

My fellow Americans, You must recall that I did not ask to be spirited away to the White House to become president in the wake of the wrec...

It's been just about a week since a cluster of men in impeccable suits arrived at my urban public school and ushered me to the White Hou...

It has only been a few brief days since I was plucked from the obscurity of a teaching job at a public school and installed here in the Whit...

My fellow Americans, My name is Anne Johnson, and I am humbled to have been asked to be President of the United States. I am here to begin...

Every morning from 7:04 to 7:34 I stand in my school's cafeteria and supervise the free breakfast students receive. (I think the food se...