The Gods Are Bored

Welcome to the White House! I'm President Johnson, newly appointed. If you're just joining us, I have been given the responsibility ...

Oh, these dreary days, these long, long nights! We try to push back the darkness by covering our homes with lights and bringing trees inside...

It is with deep sorrow that I mark the passing of Beta Cat from the apparent world. She was old, and something went wrong inside, and you kn...

My fellow Americans, You must recall that I did not ask to be spirited away to the White House to become president in the wake of the wrec...

It's been just about a week since a cluster of men in impeccable suits arrived at my urban public school and ushered me to the White Hou...

It has only been a few brief days since I was plucked from the obscurity of a teaching job at a public school and installed here in the Whit...

My fellow Americans, My name is Anne Johnson, and I am humbled to have been asked to be President of the United States. I am here to begin...

Every morning from 7:04 to 7:34 I stand in my school's cafeteria and supervise the free breakfast students receive. (I think the food se...

Trigger alert: This post describes a sick kitty cat, including symptoms. THE TRAGIC ORDEAL OF BETA CAT Ordinarily you might be a tad ...

Don't read this. It's just a recording of one day of my life. Pretty much a typical day for a school teacher. *5:45-6:45 showered,...

So there I was, at 5:00 on a Friday evening, standing in line at the Snobville grocery store. It's less than a week until Thanksgiving, ...

All Hail, and welcome to The Gods Are Bored! We're now in our 12th year, and up to 202 followers! In a nation of 325 million people, we...

You know how it is. You have all the best intentions, and you even have made your plans, hour by hour, and you're itching to get under w...

Did you hear that we Resisters had a planned event tonight, on the anniversary of the election? We were supposed to go outside and scream he...

Every year during the first week of November, there is a convention regarding fairies in Baltimore. I have a limited budget, so this event g...

Just think. Last year this time we were in the final weeks of an election we all thought was a lock. What a difference 51 weeks make. Bu...

Well, look who it is, back again and dapper as ever! It's my good friend the bored god Anansi! If I didn't know better, I would...

It happens to everyone. You look at the weather forecast, you look at a weekend from the perspective of a balmy Friday evening, and you plan...

Out here in the Great Blue Northeast, an online resume company named ZipRecruiter.com is very popular. Job seekers can give your email to Zi...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Oh by all the fruit flies on the watermelon, there's a wild bored god here tonight! He's ...