The Gods Are Bored

I thought she would live to be 70 years old. That's what I'd heard that parrots do. When the vet told me she was nearing the end of ...

Welcome to The Gods Are Bored, where we find our mission accomplished! Many bored deities of many pantheons are no longer bored. They have g...

Well well!  His holiness Pope Francis has left Philadelphia! His plane flew right over Chateau Johnson on the way out of town. And that'...

Someone asked me, "Under what circumstances would you go to see the pope?" I said, "Not while there's one tree that nee...

Hello and welcome to The Gods Are Bored, Labor Day 2015! No one's just joining me now, so you all know how I feel about organized labo...

Hello and welcome to The Gods Are Bored! If you happen to be in the Philadelphia area on Saturday, come share a drum circle with me at 3:00 ...

Hello, and welcome to The Gods Are Bored! Guess what? We are going to have an unprecedented event in the Philadelphia region. We're goin...

Well, I'm not PAID or anything, but ... My two readers will recall that my daughter The Spare has decided to do a comedy web series ca...

This is "The Gods Are Bored," and this is a public service announcement: If you go to a nude beach, don't sit on someone els...

Hello, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" It's me, Anne Johnson, Pagan since 2005, and that doesn't include the years sp...

Well! It's been awhile! How are you? I'm okay, I guess. You know what would make me feel better? A little laughter, Gods Are Bored  ...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," culture vultures and bad-ass buzzards since 2005! I proudly bear the name Anne Johnson and am gra...

It's funny what's left to learn when you reach your golden years. I'm not exactly golden yet ... but I'm sure not green. ...

Something has changed drastically in our society since I was a stripling. That "something" is computers. I can remember when t...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," humble home of an average human being! Nothing exceptional about me ... except for the way I go o...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," ten years of joyous romping in the Realms of the Mountain Gods! I'm Anne Johnson, and I used ...

Wow. It's our tenth anniversary here at The Gods Are Bored! There are over 2200 posts. And a half million page views. Dozens of bo...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," a house of hilarity for nearly, almost, shortly, getting there -- ten years! I'm Anne Johnson...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we didn't find out what those colored eggs and bunnies were about until we were in mid-...

Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," pouring tea and baking scones for bored deities from multiple pantheons for almost ten ...