The Gods Are Bored

  Hi! Remember me? I'm Anne Johnson, by golly, and today I applied for Medicare! Time to start posting in large print, so I'll be ab...

  Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Hard to admit, yes it is, but I am past my prime. And for those of you striplings who say, ...

  My goodness, it's hard to get a moment to write anything! I used to be able to do blog posts at work, but they caught on to me, and th...

  Greetings, "Gods Are Bored" fan! I'm about to heap on some handy free advice! This advice is so off the wall that I could al...

  Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," still authored by a living, breathing human named Anne Johnson! But how would you know that? It...

  Hi ladies, and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" I am Anne Johnson, a happy Pagan in the Great Blue Northeast, USA. I live in a s...

  Oh, all my peppy young readers! All you who are up-to-date on everything! I usually envy the fuck outta you, but not today. Over the weeke...

  Welcome to the latest installment in "The Gods Are Bored!" Today, more helpful advice from someone who has been around the block...

  Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," natural disaster edition! I'm your host, Anne Johnson, and today (for once) I...

My friends, I sit here every day doing more or less the same thing, which is next-to-nothing. My state is open, but I don't go anywhere ...

Here's a timely little post for all of you who are basically stuck on your own little plot of land. Which  should be all of us right now...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," strolling through the years with gratitude for (almost) all of them! I'm Anne Johnson, a woma...

My dearest Fair, As your doting mother, I feel it is well within my place to offer you advice on the matters of courtship and matrimony. Y...

Did you know that the New York Times  was in publication during the Civil War? I did some research on the Battle of Antietam, and by golly, ...

One thing you learn, growing up in Appalachia: The land and weather aren't as sacred as they are savage. There just aren't enough bo...

It's been very heartening to see the immediate and widespread blow-back against our toxic president and his vindictive, stroke-the-base ...

How do you know that your news is coming from a trustworthy source? How do you know if it's true or not? That is the question. I, A...

I started this blog in 2005 as a way to make myself laugh. I read lots of other blogs by other people who were just trying to make themselve...

One of the oldest and most popular features of "The Gods Are Bored" is free advice. I've been doling out free advice for 12 ye...

Brrr! The wind is whipping out there! Finally, a cold day. Time to put some resolve to the test.I have the thermostat in Chateau Johnson s...