The Gods Are Bored

I got my hopes up again. It was looking really good. The prospects were, as they say, ripe. The television started reporting on a Thunderb...

Hello and welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," your highway to hilarity in a world of woe! I'm Anne Johnson, denizen of this nutho...

Did you know the Internet calls snakes "nope ropes?" I love that. I wish I had thought of it. Springtime is a busy season for no...

If you're lucky, that day comes ... the day when the sun rises on your 60th birthday. You look in the mirror and say, "Wait a minut...

Drop everything! Today, Saturday, September 2 is  International Vulture Awareness Day! Without vultures, the world would be awash in pu...

A vulture psalm. If you're feeling sick It's really a bitch, But you ought to have health care Even if you're not rich....

It's a little known fact that the construction of the Great Wall of China led to a severe famine in the country constructing the wall. A...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," dedicated to deities as old as dirt! This is another entry in Vulture Saturday, highlighting a sa...

Welcome to First Church of Vulture, Apostolic and Unreformed. Hear the voice crying out in the wilderness for the family of Vulture! The g...

Hearken unto me, U.S.A! For verily I am a voice crying out in the wilderness (what's left of it). I am the humble and not-so-great I Am,...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," home of Vestal Vultures since 2005! My name is Anne Johnson, and today I am 55 years old. I cel...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Story time! My story, that is. Annestory. Sometimes it just happens that I have to open my shirt ...

From humble origins in a small train station ... Came the renowned and highly original Dedicated to the most fantastic and singular bi...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," bringing you tragic news today ... There will be no East Coast Vulture Festival in Wenonah this...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," about to be immortalized on the silver screen! Okay, well, about to be gobbled up in the maw of Y...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," sundown on Yom Kippur! I have a colleague who is Jewish. She says if she doesn't go to Syna...

I don't know about you, but I dislike missionaries. It's not just that their sex position is a little bit boring. It's that th...

Well, of course there are many rock bottoms in a life, and none of us miss getting a few. I'm rebounding from one right now, and today w...

Buzzard Central, as usual today! Over the weekend, my dear fellow bloggess Yellow Dog Granny alerted me to a live feed from the San Diego...

I have to laugh at Facebook and its Timeline. We Druids see life as circular, not linear. My daughters are grown, my husband and I enjoy loo...