The Gods Are Bored

  Nine years out of ten in Philadelphia, the weather sucks on the Fourth of July. It's usually hot as hell, or else there are thundersto...

Hi there, buckaroos! It's me, Anne Johnson, back from being president and safely in civilian life again! I could have stayed at the Wh...

I thought I would give my reasons for marching in order of importance. I've changed my mind on that. There are so, so many reasons to br...

Wow, this one sounds dull as dirt, doesn't it? But hold tight, because don't I always offer you some laughs? I am in a unique...

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not b...

Yesterday I cleared some English ivy from a big pine tree in front of my house. I used large pruning clippers and some smaller thingy. I can...

To: National Rifle Association and Others Who Believe the Best Defense Is a Good Offense From:  Anne Johnson, Public School Teacher Re: ...

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," fellow soldiers! It's time to protect America! You see, each and every one of us over the a...