tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post4294358759358984747..comments2024-02-13T01:25:33.947-05:00Comments on The Gods Are Bored: Time To Found My Very Own UniversityAnne Johnsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15478513906953607043noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-74236053716214406632010-07-17T05:28:39.204-04:002010-07-17T05:28:39.204-04:00When you listed "4. People who can trace thei...When you listed "4. People who can trace their ancestry to those who remained loyal to King George during the so-called American Revolution" did you realize that probably includes George W Bush?kimchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14020798623317549440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-35886876677533792722010-07-12T08:25:13.628-04:002010-07-12T08:25:13.628-04:00I would like to apply to hold the "Ron Jeremy...I would like to apply to hold the "Ron Jeremy Chair of the Cinematic Arts". It's not just an "endowed" chair...sott'Eosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-30304111987577519102010-07-11T12:25:52.912-04:002010-07-11T12:25:52.912-04:00You forgot to mention that Texas is actually part ...You forgot to mention that Texas is actually part of Mexico and Alaska is part of Canada.<br /><br />I'm in the mood for some higher learning. Nothing too taxing, you understand.Lori F -MNnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-58928376572137929042010-07-10T11:00:24.523-04:002010-07-10T11:00:24.523-04:00Michael, you are now Dean of Nothing In Particular...Michael, you are now Dean of Nothing In Particular. Help yourself to salary and benefits as the cash rolls in. I appreciate your curriculum development strategies!Anne Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18083739996560380258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-7273449461054986842010-07-10T07:35:18.204-04:002010-07-10T07:35:18.204-04:00I WAX the hair off my toes, thank you, and I want ...I WAX the hair off my toes, thank you, and I want to apply for a faculty position at your new (ahem) "university". I want to be assistant vice coulda-been principle of your adult career development center so that I can sell home schooled evangelical kids bogus GED's. I figure the more bogus "credentials of higher learning" we can salt the Earth with, the better OUR credentials will appear to be. Also, I would like a very large electronic chalkboard upon which to construct my conspiracy theories so that MY "facts" appear larger, and thus much more accurate, than Beck's.<br /><br />Oh, and I want lots of money for it. Silver certificates, in fact, not that funny peach-colored commie monopoly money the grand liberal conspiracy is foisting on us.Alex Pendragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877845166621794334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-67106127445454097872010-07-09T14:54:21.798-04:002010-07-09T14:54:21.798-04:00I'm caught with the unshaven toe hair thing to...I'm caught with the unshaven toe hair thing too... shucks.<br /><br />You bring up and interesting mental exercise... "What is left to learn after "We don't want you to learn anything that's been proven or accepted as a fact for any amount of time."<br /><br />First off was a thought of the saccarine causes cancer - no it does no - debacle... This could be a most interesting college.<br /><br />:)<br /><br />P.s., I believe in Santa, Batman and Robin (who live in Pottstown, PA) and in the existance of Delaware (which is actually a pretty nice state...)Intense Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08441598926026727682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-41647337015680513482010-07-09T14:29:36.606-04:002010-07-09T14:29:36.606-04:00I only *sometimes* shave the toe hair. But the fro...I only *sometimes* shave the toe hair. But the frowning-on-books thing would sort of leave me out too -- I was so hoping there would be a Librarian position open at Phuque U. <br /><br />...I have to say though, "Mentiri, Semper Mentiri." sounds suspiciously like the motto for Blech's* school.<br /><br />;DSouris Optiquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04560601043872845480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12171673.post-91364617655671155672010-07-09T13:52:40.705-04:002010-07-09T13:52:40.705-04:00Darn it, I don't shave the hair on my toes. I ...Darn it, I don't shave the hair on my toes. I guess I can't join your cool new school.Dancing With Feyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03493553137383118631noreply@blogger.com