Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Celebrating Poetry Month in True, Gods-Are-Bored Style!

April is National Poetry Month! Hooray! We at "The Gods Are Bored" love poetry!

Now, a lot of bloggers offer you the finest literary verse during this thirty-day period. But this is The Gods Are Bored, where life is a laugh! (alliteration)

So this month, we will be offering poetry as well, but just the funny stuff.

We'll start with a bang!

Moose and Goose
by Theodore Seuss Geisel

A moose is asleep. He is dreaming of moose juice.
A goose is asleep. He is dreaming of goose juice.
That's well and good when a moose dreams of moose juice.
And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.
But it isn't too good when a moose and a goose
Start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.
Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose.
And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.
So, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of mooses
And moose gets a mouthful of juices of gooses
They always fall out of their beds screaming screams
So, I'm warning you, now! Never drink in your dreams.

4 Comments:

At April 03, 2014 , Blogger Debra She Who Seeks said...

Wise advice from Dr Seuss, as always.

 
At April 03, 2014 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what I needed to brighten my day!

CLM

 
At April 03, 2014 , Blogger Maebius said...

So, many smiles! Thanks!

Longest word, that is: smiles.

a whole mile between each 'S'. :P

 
At April 07, 2014 , Blogger Athana said...

From moose-land (Maine), I thank you from the bottom of my fuzzy heart for honoring our state mascot! You rock, Anne!

 

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