Interview with an Angel: Moroni
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we will be blissfully brief today! My name is Anne, and in the interests of our First Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution, I have -- against every shred of better judgment -- allowed the Angel Moroni, of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, into my house for an interview.
Which is more hospitality than I've ever offered Moroni's sad-sack missionaries who all look so ... pinched.
I'll make this brief.
Anne: Moroni, your praise and worship team is truly a latter-day sect. If fundamentalist Dominionists were to legislate religion, it probably wouldn't go well for Mormons.
Moroni: I agree.
Congress shall make no law regarding the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.
--Bill of Rights, First Amendment, Constitution of the United States of America.