Basketball Should Be Banned
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored." Today we will be brief but to the point.
So many basketball games are decided by someone shooting at a buzzard. Have you noticed this? Players shoot at the buzzard, they execute "buzzard beaters," and sometimes they miss just one last shot at the buzzard.
Today when I was driving to the Vo-Tech I heard on the radio that some basketball player made a 90-foot shot at the buzzard.
Buzzards should not be shot or beaten by basketball players. I call for the immediate cessation of this practice. If it means shutting basketball down as a sport, so be it.
"The Gods Are Bored": saving vultures to our final breath. And then hopefully feeding them, if they haven't all been shot at and beaten.
Labels: buzzard worship