Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored" on this special day! Yes, every year August 23 rolls around. Recall that we at "The Gods Are Bored" are fond of that number.
And no wonder. August 23 is my wedding anniversary. Twenty-four years of blissful freedom from divorce lawyers!
Who says life can't be like movie sex? This is me and Mr. Johnson. Okay, well, it isn't of course. But that's how I feel about my dude. Just when you think he can't get any sexier, he comes home and tells you he's been named to his labor union's executive board. Wowsa!
Baby, you rock my world! Shall we go for 48?