Sunday, March 30, 2008

Deliver Us from Pepsi


Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we believe we have found a permanent supplier of TaB Cola! O happy day!


We at "The Gods Are Bored" have decided that anything can be a deity, if only it is worshipped. Ergo:


Hail TaB
Full of fizz,
The buzz be with you.
Blessed art thou amongst soft drinks.
Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Diet Coke.
Holy TaB
Mother of sodas,
Make us all winners,
Now, and when we measure our breadth.

4 comments:

Emily G. W. Lilly said...

Have you read "Small Gods" by Terry Pratchett? It takes place on the fantasy world known as Discworld, and the basic premise is that the more people (or other critters) that believe in a god, the more powerful the god is.

And _anything_ can become a god, if it is only worshipped. Kind of like you and TaB!

yellowdog granny said...

i worship at the feet of the dublin dr. pepper...and sweety..you need to get out more..

THE Michael said...

They still MAKE that stuff?

Lavanah said...

I get my supermarket to special order it for me! Does that make me an initiate?