Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where we believe we have found a permanent supplier of TaB Cola! O happy day!
We at "The Gods Are Bored" have decided that anything can be a deity, if only it is worshipped. Ergo:
Full of fizz,
The buzz be with you.
Blessed art thou amongst soft drinks.
Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Diet Coke.
Mother of sodas,
Make us all winners,
Now, and when we measure our breadth.