Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Gotta Be Good at Something

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where no one's gods will be ignored! A wealth of fun is in here stored, so come collect your laugh reward!

"The Gods Are Bored" will be on hiatus until Monday, February 25. I have been called to Berkeley Springs, WV to serve in the important capacity of water taster. After all these decades, I've finally found something at which I'm an expert. I can taste water with the best of 'em, and dole out gold medals too.

The following weekend, March 1, is East Coast Vulture Festival! So ... busy me. But I will have gobs of great stuff to write about, so desert me not, oh reader dear! Your custom is so important to me.

Respectfully submitted,

ANNE JOHNSON
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS

5 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

i've heard of wine tasting, food tasting, beer tasting,but never water tasting..but can't think of any one better for the job...i'll be here waiting for you when you come back with some good stories...

Goat Yoda said...

Not the only goat judge:) .....I've been judging open goat shows at fairs since 1998- and have pretty much decided to not try for a license due to different focus for my farm, how-some-ever, my daughter wants to go for it-

Here's to high quality H2O.

Anne Johnson said...

I definitely bow to betsy the goat yoda on all matters goat.

Goat Yoda said...

aw, heck....don't bow to me. I'm already up to my knees in the dirt, diggin' up compost and puttin' it in hills to grow tomatoes.....wouldn't have it any other way tho'.

BBC said...

I couldn't be any kind of a taster after years of smoking. Have a safe and good time.