Emmmm! Watch out! Yikes! Stay in your lane, for the love of fruit flies!
Now, turn here. Turn here. Turn here. Turn here. You're not turning. You're not turning. You didn't turn. You didn't turn!
I don't know where we are. Look out!
No. No. No. Don't take that exit. You don't want a bridge. No bridges. Stay on this road. Left! Left! That's right! No, I don't mean right, I mean left!
My daughter The Heir just got her driver's license and is trying to learn how to drive in the New Jersey suburbs. It's kind of like learning how to swim by diving into Niagra Falls.
Where's my Soma?
THE MERLIN OF LESS-TRAVELED BERKELEY SPRINGS