The Morons Next Door
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored," where our neighbors are really stupid terrorists when they aren't delivering pizza.
Seriously, the suburb next door made the news. Even the New York Times and BBC World News Tonight!
If you haven't heard about this, here's the scoop. Buncha would-be jihadists decide to go on a shooting spree at Ft. Dix, maybe mow down some Marines or something. They practice their aim at paintball sessions in the Pocono Mountains, taking care to film themselves shouting jihadist slogans, praising Osama Bin Laden (whoever he is), and otherwise behaving in a belligerent manner.
Then they take the video camera to Best Buy to get a print made.
The word "moron" seems way too tepid. If your plan to glorify Allah is thwarted by a clerk at Best Buy, chances are Allah doesn't want you, chump.
NEVER PROUDER TO BE NOT FROM NEW JERSEY