Worst Day of the Year
EXHIBIT A: NOR'EASTER ON THE WAY
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored" on this, the worst day of the year!
What? You think nothing could best Friday the 13th?
Ha ha ha! You don't have a 13-year-old daughter, celebrating her birthday with 30 of her closest friends in your living room!
Is there a bored god of total mayhem? Ah, yes. Bacchus. Let's give a warm, "The Gods Are Bored" welcome to Bacchus, god of rowdy parties!
What am I thinking! The Spare is only 13!
Bacchus, be on your way. I've got to get back downstairs.
Reader, next time you're feeling sorry for yourself, think of this: My daughter The Spare was born on APRIL 15!
I thought of naming her Iris. Get it?
THE MERLIN OF MAYHEM