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It's 10:55 p.m., and I'm just back from Wenonah, NJ. I spent the evening rehearsing buzzard dance steps to the epic hymn, "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road."
I'm proud to announce that the East Coast Vulture Festival is entirely sold out. Three hundred -- count 'em, 300 -- tickets sold. We're going to show this world how vultures can make life better! (Or at least cleaner.)
What a gift to me from the bored gods. If this event were being held anywhere within a 100 mile radius of my home, I would have made plans to attend. As it is, it's a 30 minute drive, I've gotten to meet fellow vulture enthusiasts, and ... oh, very best of all ... I get to participate!!! I am so psyched I can hardly see straight!
Oh, may I make proper homage to the Sacred Golden Purifier (aka turkey vulture)! In Vultures We Trust.
My cat Beta helpwwd mw rqirw this entry.
THE MERLIN OF BERKELY SPRINGS