Friday Night Lights
Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" It's Friday night, a crisp autumn breeze blowing, the far-off sound of a band practicing their halftime ensemble ... can we be far from another spine-crushing accident on the high school football field?
Yo. Let's play.
We're the toughest team in the league. We're the team that can't be beat. And if you're better, we'll just cheat.
We're ready for you, yessirree. We're suited up, all those hairline fractures wrapped, and steroid-free for three hours.
First, a moment of prayer: "Dear God, please let us win this football game as proof of your Divine Power."
UH UH UH UH HUUUUUUH! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!
We're dynamite, we're dynamite
We're tick tick tick tick
BOOM BOOM! Dynamite.
Hold That Line! Hold That Line!
Hold That Line!
Rush the Passer
Rush the Kicker
High on Dope and Broads and Liquor!
Beat 'em, Bust 'em
Fight Team Fight!
This pep rally sponsored by Friends of the Red Rum High School Football Team. Go, Fighting Storm Troopers!