Friday, September 02, 2005

Pissed Off Hillbilly

Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" My name is Chaos, goddess of ... ummm ... chaos. I'll be your host today.

Anne is so furious she can't type. And my attention span is short, so here's her problem in a nutshell:

One of her "Christian" friends complained that the hurricane survivors in New Orleans were whiners "looking for the government to take care of them." The "Christian" friend added: "I guess every society has people looking for handouts."

Anne channeled me, and the bail hearing is set for two weeks from today.

Ever seen a pissed off hillbilly? Not pretty.

Especially since Anne grew up in a house that didn't have running water, so she knows how impolite people get when they can't get enough fresh water to keep their bodily fluids rocking on.

Anyway, I'm sorry about the hurricane. I black out sometimes, and all hell breaks loose. The ancient Greeks knew this. You modern dummies think God's gonna take care of you, and your house, and your pets, and your running water.

Gosh, I miss those Greeks.

FROM CHAOS
GODDESS OF THE CREATION OF THE EARTH

6 Comments:

At September 04, 2005 , Blogger Autumn said...

Dear Goddess Of Chaos, Your not the only one pissed off. I am so sick of hearing how the city of New Orleans deserved this because they were a sinful city. Poor maybe, sinful maybe, but deserving. No..All of this is so overwhelming. I like your hurricane prayer. Guess that sums up a lot

 
At September 08, 2005 , Blogger Matt Stone said...

As an Aussie Christian I can only say that many of us down here can only look with shoke and horror to what has happened. The Jesus I worship was himself homeless and has early formative experiences as a refugee. The Jesus I worship would be furious with that comment too.

 
At September 08, 2005 , Blogger rosewood said...

Yes, well, we lesbian pagans of Northern California coast are the most blessed of all. We've had a great summer, and the economy is up. Neener neener.

wuups. Did Ijust say "neener" to Goddess Chaos. Um.Sorry.

 
At September 08, 2005 , Blogger rosewood said...

Yes, well, we lesbian pagans of Northern California coast are the most blessed of all. We've had a great summer, and the economy is up. Neener neener.

wuups.

Did Ijust say "neener" to Goddess Chaos?

Um. Sorry.

 
At September 11, 2005 , Blogger jenni_b said...

Gotta love that "Christian" love...*sigh*

 
At February 27, 2010 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

jerks. honestly..."I will love you/with an everlastng love" "you shall walk in the valley of death, and not fear"
and then...'TOUGH TITTIES, SINNERS!!"
grrr

 

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