Friday, August 05, 2005

Bored Gods on the Arctic Wildlife Refuge


Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Who wants to dig up oil in the Arctic, pipe it to Biff so he can run his SUV back and forth from his ex-urb to his job?

On behalf of the bored gods, I remind everyone that Lebanon was once a forest and is now a desert. Don't believe me? Read the Bible.

A vote for windmills is a vote for polar bears. Oil is a non-renewable resource.

THE ABOVE STATEMENT PHRASED SO DUBYA CAN UNDERSTAND IT:

Oil will run out.

Wind will never run out.

America has much wind.

Use wind to make power.

Tell your friends they are rich enough.

Failure to heed this messsage from the bored gods will inflict further bad karma on Amerika.

Heed the bored gods!

"They create a desert and call it progress."

And that comes straight from the druids.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
FROM ANNE
THE MERLIN OF BERKELEY SPRINGS

1 comment:

Q said...

Hear, Hear!